sextified.

Texting, sexting, skype sex, cyber sex…whatever happened to good old bathroom sex or car sex?  Sexting, seriously people?  Doesn’t your hand get tired from the delay?  We’re going to be a bunch of fucked up old people with carpal tunnel.  Fucked up dirty old people that is, but at least we’ll know we got our kicks, sorry our e-kicks.  ;)