“A rose is blue and violets red
say it isn't true don't tell me romance is dead
So wake up you sleepy head
all your dreams are just a kiss away
I ask you for a letter
so you emailed,have we failed?
oh you kiss with such a potential
then ask to speed up its not enough
Now I'm carrying my own bags up
17 flights of stairs love”
say it isn't true don't tell me romance is dead
So wake up you sleepy head
all your dreams are just a kiss away
I ask you for a letter
so you emailed,have we failed?
oh you kiss with such a potential
then ask to speed up its not enough
Now I'm carrying my own bags up
17 flights of stairs love”
I’m pretty sure Nicholas Sparks would stop writing his endless love stories if he realized that it was this lame now.
Love really isn’t 3-D anymore is it? Guys don't have to work for any affection in this time-that-is-after-the-2000s...what exactly is this called anyways?
I love that part in “He’s Just Not That Into You”…..
Mary: I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies.
Mary : It's exhausting.
Mary : It's exhausting.
E-Shopping
Love is supposed to be nice and easy. I guess I’m the only left with a pre-req of being in the flesh. Match.com, e-harmony, and best of all, Ashley Madison. I thought affairs were exciting, I didn’t realize having an affair could be sooo convenient. Ill keep that in mind for the future.
Online dating is the new speed dating. I thought a two minute date was pretty low-commitment and pretty much handed to you, until I realized I don’t have to find my match. “They” will find it for me. Love “they.”
E-Sentiments
Don’t guys realize they can now order anything online? Flowers, chocolates, and a bride. I think I found my match by talking to an outsourced techie in India. I talk to him more than my boyfriend. Love my dell & my FOB.
E-Romance
Love is seriously dead, but when did it die? I’m pretty sure in the early 90’s Zach was still calling Kelly, and I'm pretty sure later in that decade guys knew that they had to do something way ridiculous to get a girl to go to prom. So what happened?? i long for the old,dusty books….big gesture; big kiss. And mind you, this was a day in age where chicks were seriously not putting out. Ahh romance is dead all i can hope for is an e-card and a “like” on my Facebook page ( not even love!). Thank you generation of free porn and social networking you have officially killed courting and romance.
